like when u use to be siting in asmberly and they made you sing them stupied himms

None, I went to school to learn. Obviously they take the soft approach nowerdays so kids can have fun rather than learn the basics.

Stooopid God stuff.

I can hardly remember any of them though.

Pat a cake pat a cake?

Nope...unfortunately not.

Are you joking SS. That was not fun, it was mortal torture! Singing hymns in assembly like:

I was cold i was naked were you there? where you there i was cold i was naked were you there?

And..........whats worse is we still make them do it today. And tell them off for making up different song words. They are only the same made up song words we used to sing.
E,g, Joshua fought the battle of jericho was turned into the battle of cherry coke!

Haha I remember the "were you there one"!!!!

I don't recognise any of those songs.

You must have gone to a nice normal school then where children were allowed to express their joy and love for the world through creative play and not patriotic, typically english hymns!

o my gosh i rember some of them songs they get stuk in ur head like

go tell it on the mountains over the hills and far away

and the stupied havest songs...... cauliflowers fluffy cabbags green somthing somthing that iv ever seen the apples are ripe the plumbs are red broadbeans are sleeping in there blankety beds

i canrt belave i no the words lol

Although not an assembly song, I vividly remember singing a song in primary school that went something like this....

Like a lazy co-co-coconut, co-co-coconut tree....

LOL anyone else sang that????

i remember the cauliflowers fluffy one!!! and um... byyyyyyyyy the waters the waters of babylon we sat down n wept and wept for thee zion!!

y did they torture us to sing?!! and did anyone ever just mime the words as if they were singin and got caught?

yea i always got caught for that and they made me stand!!! i've got a right mind to go back and complain lol.

Morning has broken

Little donkey @ xmas

We used to sing Anarchy In The UK!!

Thats always funny to listen to.

Everything, I'm at a church school so we have to go to church but we don't sing hymns in assembly, I doubt anyone would sing.

Music students ( like me! ) are forced into going to choir on a Friday lunch and forced to sing. The teacher can't use the cane but she has other ways of torture.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awwwwww y will u not sing !

One of the worst tortures I can think of would be listening to Westlife whilst watching Big Brother eww… Fridays must be rubbish for you!!

awwww well hmmm some would disagree

aww i just thought of another song

shepards watch there flaok by night song
that song is awfall

I think you will find that when I sang it, it was rather good!!

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Originally posted by x_antonia_x:
o my gosh i rember some of them songs they get stuk in ur head like

go tell it on the mountains over the hills and far away

and the stupied havest songs...... cauliflowers fluffy cabbags green somthing somthing that iv ever seen the apples are ripe the plumbs are red broadbeans are sleeping in there blankety beds

i canrt belave i no the words lol

lol! I'd never heard this song before Bee but my children sang it today for the harvest assembly!

I can't be the only person to remember:
The ink is black,
The page is white,
together we learn to read and write, to read and write!

I remember this too Captain!