Originally posted by princesslia:
There was a man called Richard.
With the personality of a wet pilchard.
He simply "not" the best.
he's the marmalade without the zest.
its time he retired and gave it a rest.
Judy is shaky but terribly nice.
He is the onion, she is the spice.
His boring, rude comnents always let him down.
He always comes over as a plank and a clown.
If he was my husband I'd kick him in the shin.
Wrap him in cling film, and throw him in the bin.
He is so false, and condescending, and makes me squirm.
Really quite slimey like a slow moving worm.
