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'This is NOT what we meant by "Members Only!"
Barked the owner of the Cole Porter society.
'Do you know,' he asked Errol,
'You're a depraved little devil?'
'You hum it,' said Errol,
'And I'll play it'.
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ha ha ha - that's it, I throw in the towel  Whaddya mean - Errol had it earlier!!!  - eeeeouw! |
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I can't get my 20 stanza offering past the Mods!!!  Funny how someone so well endowed and assured of endless, but, endless, ecstasy should drink himself to death.  |
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Flynn's member was such that it went
From way up north right down to Kent.
If you fancied all night
He could boogie all alright
And you'd leave saying, "Phew, what a gent!"
Know warramean?
All the above ditties and limericks and other silliness by courtesy of "Errol Flynn The Piano Player And How His Reputation, erm, Preceded Him".
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Our friend Flynn can play Jake the Peg
Without the use of an extra leg.
He can also pound the piano
Whilst reading Saul Bellow
But not when he's picking his nose.
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This evening, Maid Marian spent most of her time waggling her bottom at Guy of Gisborne. She even offered him on apple. (This sledgehammer symbolism is all part of "Robin Hood"'s appeal.) I understand it was filmed in Budapest. The cast were so bored, they spent their free time in an Irish pub there. Yes, Maid Marian, it shows!! Blimey, you've put on weight!!! |
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If Noel Gallagher ever copulated with a weasel, the resulting baby would look just like this Robin Hood actor. He's AWFUL.
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Yes we can. Noel is the Raj Persaud of music.
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