So long as the intolerant tolerance brigade mind their own business, yes, every now and again.

..vanquished gawn crushed..
.come back Rothdar and coolana & FT
Ha ha

Why are they on holiday again? the've only just come back havn't they?

Anti-smoking gets my vote.

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Originally posted by joyce:
Why are they on holiday again? the've only just come back havn't they?

It feels much longer Joyce but yes they have gone on holiday until January. A holiday that could not be postponed to help an ill man recouperate. What charitable people they are.

I might still post.

but maybe not

..you little tease...
Ha ha

Anyone know why the forums have been shut down these past two mornings? Is this going to be the norm? (No one at C4 ever seems to think it's worth letting people know what's going on!)

Hadn't noticed diggettydawg as am not here very often.

I can report a weird dream involving Richard and Judy last night though

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Originally posted by diggettydawg:
Anyone know why the forums have been shut down these past two mornings? Is this going to be the norm? (No one at C4 ever seems to think it's worth letting people know what's going on!)

I Believe it was to fix all the forums because they been acting up for ages. It wasnt refreshing pages and posts were not showing up so now they have fixed it apparently

Aha, thank you very much for that.

I will be around every now and again.

Are Richard and Judy on holiday?

...is it raining?
...can I walk backwards?
...is Lloyd George dead?
...is there a Richard and Judy Website with loads of information about them?
...is it at the top of this Forum Site?

so are they?

Is a pigs backside pork?
Does the Pope say his prayers?
Is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Has the light come on in your fridge yet?

Reported this morning:

'TV husband Richard Madeley yesterday signed a three-movie deal with top US company Dreamworks with a view to direct his self-written ecological thrillers. The first slated for pre-production, "In the Eye of the Storm," will star Pierce Brosnan as an all-action meteorologist who is driven into freedom fighting by the obduracy of a corrupt government. No statement has so far been provided as to Madeley's future as one half of the on-screen Richard and Judy team, but the move appears to signal the end of British TV's most popular and enduring husband-and-wife partnership.'

Is it April the 1st already?

You cannot be serious, dd. Where did you see it - tell us quick and tell us more, you teasing dawgie, you.

'Menorrhagia and Me' by Judy Finnegan

In a surprise coup for the publishing world, Judy Finnegan, well-loved half of TV team 'Richard and Judy' has reacted to the news that hubby is off to Hollywood, by producing a warts and all expose of the 'difficult' years - anaemia, menopausal miseries, premature aging - and all played out in the public gaze.

'Richard didn't help by his graphic depictions of my...erm...losses' - she is reported to have said.

TV contracts are on the table, and Cactus TV are hoping Ms Finnegan will prove a superior magnet to the 50 plus generation of wise women who 'Run With The Wolves' - insulted by the condescending, surgically enhanced offerings of Sharon Osborne.

'The menopause was the making of me' says Judy.

Richard Madelely was not available for comment.

Rumour has it that Richard is busy with his own work - My Battle With Logorrhoea And How I Lost It.

No, I will wait until the show is back on

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Originally posted by Jean Brodie:
No, I will wait until the show is back on

Oh go on Jean - you know you want to

quote:

Originally posted by theadora:

Rumour has it that Richard is busy with his own work - My Battle With Logorrhoea And How I Lost It.

Ha ha!

AKA - 'My strenuous climb to stardom and several houses via Romford, some dump in Yorkshire somewhere, Granadaland, Liverpool, Shakin Stevens, two marriages, several kids, yoof issues, bigotry, the inclement weather of several inhospitable spots across the globe with hurricanes, my darling Jude, my fantastically talented daughter, Chloe (keep your eyes on a small screen near you), Cornwall, Ow you say - une petite bijou maison en France, Paul McCartney's guitar, (Heather McCartney isn't all bad you know), PRESIDENT CLINTON, Tesco, Parr's Wood - hush Judy, that wasn't what I meant at all - Little and Large, Raj - and all in all, at the end of the day (particularly weekdays 5-6 if we're not on holiday), flat out, general badinage'.

Silly Richard