...and with a big silver star.
Welcome back, Kathy

..no she's not - I misread the date, it was a FEB. post.
Sorry folks

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Originally posted by rothgar:
...and with a big silver star.
Welcome back, Kathy

Ooooh eck our Kathy

quote:

Originally posted by rothgar:
..no she's not - I misread the date, it was a FEB. post.
Sorry folks

ooooh eck Rothgar.

Kathy come home!!!!!!

hi Rothgar

Hi coolana - not all of Kathy's posts were deleted, hence ny mistake.

.....going off at a tangent, the delectable, beautiful, but sorely and unfairly victimised, Grace from BB is now going to marry her fellow housemate Mikey, the bloke wot no one can understand.

So before you can say "exclusive magazine deal" Mikey and Grace have decided to get hitched.

I take it this is because the clock on their fifteen minutes of fame was running at about 14 minutes and 50 seconds ?

What's happened to Nicky and Pete? Will it be a double wedding?

E's only gawn an dumped 'er, ennee?

Blimey!!

and now he's been dumped in turn by his lastest girlfriend...

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Originally posted by Clarry:
and now he's been dumped in turn by his lastest girlfriend...

I meant, of course, latest. I have no way of knowing if this was to be his last g'friend

Blimey, our Clarry

You should be hired by Madeley - breaking news or what??

(I'll have to start buying the tabloids. I didn't realize Pete was a 'lad').

MADELEY: By the way, breaking news: Fred's dead! AH SAID, FRED'S DEAD!!!!!

Ah'm not so sure, tha knows - ah say, Ah'm not so sure! Ee was on that fellah O'Grady's couch only yesterday - Ah say - ONLY YESTERDAY!!

And he smashed me favourite table! Ah said he smashed me favourite table!!!

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Originally posted by coolana:
Ah'm not so sure, tha knows - ah say, Ah'm not so sure! Ee was on that fellah O'Grady's couch only yesterday - Ah say - ONLY YESTERDAY!!

Oh aye, John Savaloy? Sterident? Summat like that. He can't be Fred. He said he were married! Ah said he said he were married!!!

Oh right

Not Fred then. Just think - only ten minutes!

Hi coolana
Ashley really seriously irritates me with his constant whining and whingeing and his sort of off key voice. I'm not surprised his wife is in a looney bin (can we say that?) he'd drive anyone nuts.
Who was his mother? I said, who was his mother?

I were sayin' that. I said I were sayin that. 'Who's t'daddy? I said who's t'daddy?'. then I got me sore throat, but we'll say nowt more on that! I said...

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Originally posted by rothgar:
Hi coolana
Ashley really seriously irritates me with his constant whining and whingeing and his sort of off key voice. I'm not surprised his wife is in a looney bin (can we say that?) he'd drive anyone nuts.
Who was his mother? I said, who was his mother?

Hi Rothgar

I can't remember all the members of the impending cull - is Ashley for the chop? I could never quite work him out - an implausible marriage to wasserface - the thin, gormless one who was killed by a NUTTA!!! Even more unlikely than Audrey falling for Fred - ah said...EVEN MORE UNLIKELY!

Then the saintly Claire turning NUTTA!! and slapping the even more saintly Hayley - for looking after the baby she was desperate to disown. How likely is that? Ah said - HOW LIKELY????

Poor Fred Saveloy (thank you, Diggetty Dawg)

I really liked Fred. But that Ashley. First he adopts an unlikely - Ah Said UNLIKELY!! high falutin, fluting voice - which he tones down as it is so UNLIKELY! - then having lulled us all into false security laced with utter indifference - he turns all nasty to poor liddle Claire - who erm...turned all NASTY!!! to everyone, even her own liddle baby - but then went all nice on the happy pills.

I hope they get rid of Ashley, Claire and their brood (although - I quite like the little lad - Ah said AH QUITE LIKE.....!!!!! - he did such a good job of cuddling up to 'new' grandma Bev in the 'Beverley' car just before - OH NO - she missed marriage by
10 MINUTES - now 'ow likely is that?? ah said.....'OW LIKELY????


So - Bev adopts Joshua - THE END.