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Originally posted by verno:
Man On Fire. Directed by Tony Scott and starring Denzel 'charisma vacuum' Washington. Horrifying film, I've yet to recover.

Great great Movie.

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Originally posted by sphillips03:

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Originally posted by verno:
Man On Fire. Directed by Tony Scott and starring Denzel 'charisma vacuum' Washington. Horrifying film, I've yet to recover.

Great great Movie.

Do we want to go back to topic or not??
*in Geordie accent* YOU DECIDE!!

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Bob rules.

Why thank you. How far can we push this before we get banned from the forum . Can we mention c*m sh*ts and other slimey things.

So basicaly I can't say I was wubbing my cwck whilst the sailors were slicing their faces off after having fooked dandruff boy with a cheensaw and iiee with a pickle...jar that was cracked badly and in danger of splitting.

Is that what you're saying??

You're one sick freak and I like it, unless you are under 18 in which case *panics* PRANK CALLER, WHO IS THIS !!!

lol

chain saw and the pickle jar??!!

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Originally posted by iieee:

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Originally posted by dandruff-boy:
Although how come she gets a pickle jar and I get a chainsaw?

Cos you're lucky

It's a cracked pickle jar though, it would still be quite painful *dribbles*

Cracked and ready to split, with some vinegar still in in. Should sting quite a bit

ANYONE GETTING THE FEELING THAT THIS IS TURNING INTO A snuff movie??*uuuuuuuhhhh* another cup please!!

Well then it'd have to be special effects, better start saving now.

Oh, I don't know, how much do you want it?? and how deep? I know a guy with many different sized blades

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Originally posted by iieee:
6 inches or so would be fine

I dont think he has any blades that small, sorry. I do have 6 inches but its not very sharp ;-p. With enough thrusting you could still get to bleed though

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Originally posted by iieee:
I'm willing to give it a try

I think we'd have beautiful crazy children

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Not the way I'd be poking you

In an open wound, you get to bleed, I get to poke.

Thats sick *boke* how dare you, you went too far there. oh thats turned my stomach, not up for it then?

seems quite popular this topic, more than our fair share of sicko's out there

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Originally posted by iieee:
It's just you, me and deebs though, right? I could keep any topic about gothic bloody sex going single handedly

oh my, one handed gothic sex, new trousers please. Can i make use of the other hand??

OK. Either bobwallett is having a seriously disturbing conversation with himself, or someone has been deleting posts.

It looks like they erased iieee from existence.

where did all of the other posts go?? Why have mine been left on?

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Originally posted by dandruff-boy:
Bob, we wanna know what's in your wallet Apart from razor blades and stuff, of course

What happened to you? Have you been warned off??

So much for the warning at the start. Extreme opinions. It should express yourself, just watch what you say