The Manchester United Virus
This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.
The Rio Ferdinand Virus
This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
The Roy Keane Virus
This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows ...
The Alex Ferguson Virus
The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been), than all the other computers in the building.
The Tim Howard Virus
This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything.
The Ryan Giggs Virus
The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
The Luke Chadwick Virus
This is a particularly ugly one.
The Manchester United Shirt Virus
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes it's format every 3 months!
The Kieron Dyer virus.
You can send the computer to specialists and it will still come back broke.
The David James Virus Checker
Misses everything leaving your PC completely vulnerable.
Mick McCarthy virus
Dont install, hes a pure mug.
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